A Narcissist’s Apology

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A Narcissist’s Apology

You’re imagining it, it didn’t happen.

But, if it did, it wasn’t so bad.

But, if it was, it wasn’t so big a deal.

But, if it is, it wasn’t my fault.

But, if it was, I didn’t mean it.

But, if I did, you deserved it.


My variation of the widely distributed Narcissist’s Prayer, author unknown.

For more wacky writing by narcissists, read, A Narcissist’s Love Letter